Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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