with your own penis?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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