They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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