She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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