so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize