The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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