operation harelip BJ is a go
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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