I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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