I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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