dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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