with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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