I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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