I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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