He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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