This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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