she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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