This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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