we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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