so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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