Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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