If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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