is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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