she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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