i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i was born a porn star she said
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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