4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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