You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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