Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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