therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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