so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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