why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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