I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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