You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The beer is more important than you right now.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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