SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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