just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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