She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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