i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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