I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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