No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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