I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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