Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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