he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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