and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize