everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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