he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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