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It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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