: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just blew my weed a kiss
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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