Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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