I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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