If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We have started to decorate penises.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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