I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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